If I Were a Pretty Little Girl

an adult party song

This one is best for girls to sing to boys! It was one of the many entertaining sorority songs that I used to sing in college. Fun times, fun times.

(group sing)
If I were a pretty little girl and I had lots of money,
I’d marry me a

(solo)
fill in a profession

(group sing)
And this is what we’d do
Oh I’d

(solo)
something the person does

(group sing)
him and he’d __something the person does__me
and we’d __something the person does__one another!
Wouldn’t we have a hell of a time
__something the person does + ing__one another!

Here’s an example:
If I were a pretty little girl and I had lots of money,
I’d marry me a CARPENTER and this is what we’d do.
Oh, I’d NAIL him and he’d NAIL me and we’d NAIL one another!
Wouldn’t we have a hell of a time NAILING one another!

Here are some other combinations you can sing:

• jockey / ride /riding
• race car driver / drive / driving
• mason / lay / laying
• fireman / hose / hosing
• sailor / tie up / tying up
• electrician / spark / sparking
• plumber / plunge / plunging
• photographer / shoot / shooting
• police man / cuff / cuffing
• lawyer / court / courting