Do Your Tits Hang Low?

an adult party song

Do Your Tits Hang Low is a lovely sing along song! Also check out our first version.

Warning! These lyrics may offend you!

Verse:
Do Your Boobs Hang Low?
Can You Swing Them To and Fro?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow?
* Do They Have a Milky Taste?
* Can You Tie 'Em Round Your Waist?
Can You Do the Double Shuffle?
When Your Boobs Hang Low?

Other Verses
same as original verse, except you replace the * lines above with the following:

Do They Dangle, Do the Teats,
Get Wrapped Around Your Feet?

Do They Flip and Flop and Dangle,
Do They Wind Around Your Ankles?

Can You Tie 'Em Like a Turban,
And Does It Look Absurd On?

Can You Use Them Like a Diaper?
Or a Handy Bottom Wiper?

Are the Big and Pink and Round?
Can You Bounce Them On the Ground?

Are They Long and Shaped Like Marrows,
Do You Wheel Them Round On Barrows?

Do Your Oversized Zucchinis,
Overflow Your Best Bikini?

Are They As Big As Pumpkins,
Can You Walk Without Them Bumping?

Can You Roll 'Em Up Like Carpets?
Do They Fit Beneath Your Armpits?

Do Your Droopy Mam'ry Glands
Leave a Trail In the Sands?

Can You Get a Bra That Fits?
Without Rolling Up Your Tits?

Your Bra Is Sixty Inches,
Triple-F Cup but Still Pinches.

Do Your Floppy, Flapping Boobs,
Look Like Pink Deflated Tubes,

Are They So Pendulous
Is Pamela Anderson Jealous?