Do Your Balls Hang Low?

an adult party song

Such a classic! Sing it loud and proud at a party, on a road trip, or around a campfire!

Warning! These lyrics may offend you!

Verse:
Do Your Balls Hang Low?
Do They Swing To And Fro?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow?
*Can You Throw 'Em Over Your Shoulder,
*Like a Continental Soldier?
Can You Do The Double Shuffle,
When Your Balls Hang Low?

Chorus:
Ting-A-Ling, God Damn, Find a Woman If You Can.
If You Can't Find a Woman, Find a Clean Old Man.
If You're Ever In Gibraltar, Take a Flying Fuck At Walter.
Can You Do The Double Shuffle When Your Balls Hang Low?

Other Verses
same as original verse, except you replace the * lines above with the following:

Do They Make a Lusty Clamor,
When You Hit 'Em With a Hammer?

Can You Bounce 'Em Off The Wall,
Like An Indian Rubber Ball?

Do They Make a Hollow Sound,
When You Drag 'Em On The Ground?

Do You Feel a Mellow Tingle,
When You Hit 'Em With a Shingle?

Do They Squeal Like Dogs,
When You Tromp 'Em With Your Clogs?

Do They Have a Salty Taste,
When You Wrap 'Em Round Your Waist?

Do They Chime Like a Gong,
When You Pull Upon Your Dong?

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