Deck the Bars

an adult party song

What could be better than taking a classic Christmas song like Deck the Halls and turning it into a drinking song? Not much you say? I totally agree with you so here it is for your singing pleasure!

Warning! These lyrics may offend you!

Deck the bars with drunks so jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

'Tis the season to get sloppy
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Don we now our drunk apparel
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

We are wanks who drink from barrels
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

See the frosty ale before us,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Pass the keg & start to pour'eth
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Follow me in merry measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

I'll show you some Yuletide pleasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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